Thursday, February 22, 2007
Breakfast:
2 eggs, fried
1 piece of bacon
1 pepsi zero
lunch:
1 diet coke
1 grilled cheese sandwich
Dinner:
1 cup of rice
3 oz of chicken
spicy sauce
water
2 eggs, fried
1 piece of bacon
1 pepsi zero
lunch:
1 diet coke
1 grilled cheese sandwich
Dinner:
1 cup of rice
3 oz of chicken
spicy sauce
water
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
i don't think i can participate on this blog anymore. at least not until i stop eating so much organic food.
Breakfast
2 cookies (50 calories)
1 pepsi (250 calories)
Lunch:
1/2 a Buttrfinger (135 calories)
Dinner:
1 spicy chicken sandwich (480calories)
1 large coke (300 Calories)
Misc:
2 cokes (clubs) (250, total)
2 cookies (50 calories)
1 pepsi (250 calories)
Lunch:
1/2 a Buttrfinger (135 calories)
Dinner:
1 spicy chicken sandwich (480calories)
1 large coke (300 Calories)
Misc:
2 cokes (clubs) (250, total)
Monday, February 19, 2007
LA Diet
Breakfast:
1/2 Cinnamon melt
1 Large Coke
1 Egg McMuffin
1 hash brown
Lunch:
3 cookies
1 piece of shortbread
4 crackers + cheese spread
1 package of sun chips
1 cup of ginger ale
Dinner:
1 cup coke
5 McVitties
1 small cup of spaghetti
1/2 Cinnamon melt
1 Large Coke
1 Egg McMuffin
1 hash brown
Lunch:
3 cookies
1 piece of shortbread
4 crackers + cheese spread
1 package of sun chips
1 cup of ginger ale
Dinner:
1 cup coke
5 McVitties
1 small cup of spaghetti
Sunday, February 18, 2007
SORE LOSERS
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL TRYING? I'VE CLEARLY FUCKING WON. I CAN TRANSFER MY AIDS BY MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH PEOPLE.
Thursday, February 15, 2007
yesterday I really fell off the wagon, but I was depressed, alright?:
breakfast:
(1) large Dunkin Donuts coffee
(1) donut, glazed
(1) donut, old-fashioned
lunch:
(10) chicken McNuggets
(1) large Mcdonald's french fries
(1) large grape soda
supper:
(3) slices, stuffed pizza (pepperoni, canadian bacon, mushroom)
(2) cans, Guinness (16 oz.)
(3) bottles, Great Lakes irish ale (12 oz.)
(2) cans, Miller High Life (12 oz.)
misc:
(1) bottle, Pepsi (20 oz.)
breakfast:
(1) large Dunkin Donuts coffee
(1) donut, glazed
(1) donut, old-fashioned
lunch:
(10) chicken McNuggets
(1) large Mcdonald's french fries
(1) large grape soda
supper:
(3) slices, stuffed pizza (pepperoni, canadian bacon, mushroom)
(2) cans, Guinness (16 oz.)
(3) bottles, Great Lakes irish ale (12 oz.)
(2) cans, Miller High Life (12 oz.)
misc:
(1) bottle, Pepsi (20 oz.)
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
back in black...
breakfast:
(1) bottle, Pepsi, 20 oz.
lunch:
(3) McDonald's cheeseburgers
(1) large McDonald's French Fries
(1) bottle, Cherry Pepsi, 20 oz.
supper:
(2) McDonald's cheeseburgers
(5) cans, Miller High Life
(1) bottle, Pepsi, 20 oz.
lunch:
(3) McDonald's cheeseburgers
(1) large McDonald's French Fries
(1) bottle, Cherry Pepsi, 20 oz.
supper:
(2) McDonald's cheeseburgers
(5) cans, Miller High Life
Monday, February 12, 2007
My new york diet
Now that i'm out of dallas, i'm less ashamed to write what I eat. It's still terrible, but much less full of canola oil.
Breakfast:
1 cup of grape juice
1 coke zero
6 pieces of ham (200 calories)
Lunch:
1 pepsi (250 calories)
1 bag of sour cream and cheese chips (200 calories)
Dinner:
Spaghetti and meatballs (chef boyardee) (200 calories)
1 pepsi (250 calories)
=1150 calories
Breakfast:
1 cup of grape juice
1 coke zero
6 pieces of ham (200 calories)
Lunch:
1 pepsi (250 calories)
1 bag of sour cream and cheese chips (200 calories)
Dinner:
Spaghetti and meatballs (chef boyardee) (200 calories)
1 pepsi (250 calories)
=1150 calories
Monday, February 05, 2007
I WIN. I FUCKING WIN.
If the images don't load, wait 10 minutes then try again.
Yes, this blog is dead. But I have decided that I, M. Wesley Esq., have to say one more thing.
I FUCKING WIN.
This is Salo:
It's a traditional Ukrainian dish.
What is Salo? SLICED NON-RENDERED PIGS FAT. Pure pig fat, cured and sliced. You kill the pig, you cut the fat out, you cure it in SALT for awhile, then you fucking eat it.
DELICIOUS
I FUCKING WIN.
I FUCKING SUPER WIN BECAUSE...
I DID IT AGAIN. That's a fucking plate load of Salo. The things that look like sandwiches are just different kinds of bread in layers. And that gooey ice-cream scoop sized thing in the middle? Why, that's Salo run through a sausage grinder to make it spreadable like butter. I can't remember the Ukrainian word for it, but it's usually translated into English as 'grease'. Yes, the shit you dump out of the pan after cooking bacon (or the stuff you cook the eggs in, if you're not a fag). It's also a movie starring John Travolta and Oliva Newton-John, but this is a really easy fag joke.
I'm still waiting for my throbbing erection to subside.
Yes, this blog is dead. But I have decided that I, M. Wesley Esq., have to say one more thing.
I FUCKING WIN.
This is Salo:
It's a traditional Ukrainian dish.
What is Salo? SLICED NON-RENDERED PIGS FAT. Pure pig fat, cured and sliced. You kill the pig, you cut the fat out, you cure it in SALT for awhile, then you fucking eat it.
DELICIOUS
I FUCKING WIN.
I FUCKING SUPER WIN BECAUSE...
I DID IT AGAIN. That's a fucking plate load of Salo. The things that look like sandwiches are just different kinds of bread in layers. And that gooey ice-cream scoop sized thing in the middle? Why, that's Salo run through a sausage grinder to make it spreadable like butter. I can't remember the Ukrainian word for it, but it's usually translated into English as 'grease'. Yes, the shit you dump out of the pan after cooking bacon (or the stuff you cook the eggs in, if you're not a fag). It's also a movie starring John Travolta and Oliva Newton-John, but this is a really easy fag joke.
I'm still waiting for my throbbing erection to subside.
