Monday, February 05, 2007
I WIN. I FUCKING WIN.
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Yes, this blog is dead. But I have decided that I, M. Wesley Esq., have to say one more thing.
I FUCKING WIN.
This is Salo:
It's a traditional Ukrainian dish.
What is Salo? SLICED NON-RENDERED PIGS FAT. Pure pig fat, cured and sliced. You kill the pig, you cut the fat out, you cure it in SALT for awhile, then you fucking eat it.
DELICIOUS
I FUCKING WIN.
I FUCKING SUPER WIN BECAUSE...
I DID IT AGAIN. That's a fucking plate load of Salo. The things that look like sandwiches are just different kinds of bread in layers. And that gooey ice-cream scoop sized thing in the middle? Why, that's Salo run through a sausage grinder to make it spreadable like butter. I can't remember the Ukrainian word for it, but it's usually translated into English as 'grease'. Yes, the shit you dump out of the pan after cooking bacon (or the stuff you cook the eggs in, if you're not a fag). It's also a movie starring John Travolta and Oliva Newton-John, but this is a really easy fag joke.
I'm still waiting for my throbbing erection to subside.
Yes, this blog is dead. But I have decided that I, M. Wesley Esq., have to say one more thing.
I FUCKING WIN.
This is Salo:
It's a traditional Ukrainian dish.
What is Salo? SLICED NON-RENDERED PIGS FAT. Pure pig fat, cured and sliced. You kill the pig, you cut the fat out, you cure it in SALT for awhile, then you fucking eat it.
DELICIOUS
I FUCKING WIN.
I FUCKING SUPER WIN BECAUSE...
I DID IT AGAIN. That's a fucking plate load of Salo. The things that look like sandwiches are just different kinds of bread in layers. And that gooey ice-cream scoop sized thing in the middle? Why, that's Salo run through a sausage grinder to make it spreadable like butter. I can't remember the Ukrainian word for it, but it's usually translated into English as 'grease'. Yes, the shit you dump out of the pan after cooking bacon (or the stuff you cook the eggs in, if you're not a fag). It's also a movie starring John Travolta and Oliva Newton-John, but this is a really easy fag joke.
I'm still waiting for my throbbing erection to subside.
# posted by Michael W. Sherman @ 11:26 AM 
