The AIDS Blog

I've moved off the corn dogs and embraced cheeseburgers with only onions and cheese. This is, if anything, a step down from corndogs, and I am becoming depressed when I think of the mound of disgusting food I am eating.

Gosh, I'm disgusting

my investment in the AIDS lifestyle has gone way downhill. I've pretty solidly quit smoking. (I had two last friday, and three the thursday before that, but otherwise, not a single cig in the past three weeks.) Also, I've barely been drinking. I had a couple of martinis last night, but before that, I hadn't had a drink since the previous friday. So I'm down to about one day of drunkeness per seven day period -- a huge deviation from the recent past, where that ratio was more like 5/7. Then on the eating front, I've been really good about cooking at my new place because a) I live next door to a fresh produce market (the one you can see from 90/94) and b) my new kitchen is nicely ventilated, so I don't stink everything up everytime I try to cook. This means that I've been eating vegetables, fish filets and other healthful things that taste good when grilled up on the ol' foreman. In sum, my AIDS is somewhat in remission right now. (though I did have mcnuggets for lunch today. they were delicious. still my favorite kind of aids.)

look, what do you want from me? I'm becoming so ashamed

today: 3 chocolate chip cookies
64oz pepsi
one corn dog
8 potstickers

reading this blog makes me realize I'm a slob and don't deserve to be loved. I told my sister's 12-year-old friend about what i ate in a week and she said, "wow, you eat just like a little kid!" and it's true. I'm an overgrown child. And I'm listening to justin timberlake right now

Sunday:
2 rice crispie treats
3 brownies
one can of pepsi
one corn dog
8 pot stickers2 cans of pepsi

i suppose by now i should have made the totally tasteless observation that i am in one of the best places on earth to get AIDS.

Lunch:
(1) can, Chunky Soup-grilled pork loin and beans flavor
(1) grilled cheese sandwich

Supper:
spaghetti
(1/2) loaf, Pepperidge farms mozzarella cheese bread
salad w/italian dressing

Misc:
(5) cans, Ruby Red Squirt
(3) aspirin
(2) aleve

I'm going to go jogging today. I need to get in better shape so I can enter the sport of competitive eating. I need to get rid of my gut so I have more room for my stomach to expand.

2 days ago:
(1) bottle, Mountain Dew, 20 oz.
(1) Turkey and bacon Jimmy John's sandwich
(3) cans, Miller High Life beer

yesterday:
(1) bottle, Dr. Pepper, 20 oz.
(1) bottle, Mountain Dew, 20 oz.
(1) bag, Chex Mix
(1) Burger King triple stacker (totally disappointing)
large fries
large Dr. Pepper
(3) bottles, beer, assorted

today:
(1) bottle, Gatorade-32 oz.
(1) Chicken Chipotle Burrito
large Coke
(1) Italian sandwich from Jimmy John's
(2) glasses-Gatorade-20 oz.
(1) bottle, Lipton Iced Tea, Peach Flavor-16 oz.
almonds

greetings from India. yesterday i battled my jetlag and so didnt eat much, as i was unconscious for most of my first day here.

breakfast part I (at 2am, after i arrived from the airport):

(1) bowl of yogurt with white rice and spicy mango pickle

breakfast part II (around 7am):

(2) cups tea with milk
(2) bowls of upma (rice flour, water, spices, peas, peppers, pickle...)

lunch:
(1) bowl rasam (the tamarind soup)
(1) cup tea

no dinner--i passed out and woke up at 3am the next morning. this sucks.

AND, i haven't had a cigarette in almost 48 hours. this is a record, people. it's been a long time since i went 24 hours without one. somehow i made it down from a pack a day. i guarantee i will be having seizures from withdrawal by the end of the week.

Dude, I weighed myself a few minutes ago--and albeit, it was after 64oz of coke and in full clothing with chucks, but the scale read 190. I am so depressed I'm going to drown my sorrows in candy.

Breakfast:
1 corn dog
1 can pepsi

Snack:
20 oz coke

Lunch:
1 double cheeseburger (cheese and onions only)
1 32 oz coke
25 french fries

Dinner
64 oz of coke through various refills
12 cheese fries with bacon

#1 from McDonalds with large coke, 2 hot dogs, 8 pot stickers, a large coke, 1 creme brulee, 1 can of pepsi.

See? I'm totally cutting back

I am learning to type with the Dvorak Simplified Keyboard Layout. I will not be blogging until my typing speed gets a little better. Expect about a month or so until I am 100% again. This entry took about ten minutes.

this blog is a total slackfest. Today I had one of the most AIDStastic days in recent memory. I must've had like 5000 calories today.

Lunch:
(1) can, Campbell's Bean w/Bacon soup
garlic bread
(1) can, Miller High Life beer
(2) bottles, Red Hook beer

Supper:
(2) cheeseburgers
(1) hot dog
watermelon

Snack:
(1) Italian beef sandwich
french fries
(3) mozzarella sticks

Misc:
(9? 10?) bottles, beer-assorted
(2) glasses, Jim Beam whiskey

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I'm totally wasted.

eating's not so bad.

Drinking is out of control. I need rehab or something. My liver's trying to claw its way out.

pretty uninteresting. the highlight of tonight, and in fact the last two weeks, was that i went to a bar. one stupid bar. it was the one at the Middle East Club on Mass Ave. hipsters in Cambridge are really skanky, its amazing.

i need to get out of here ASAP.


breakfast:
(2) tea
(1) bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats cereal with 1% milk
(3) episodes of Alias
(1) cigarette

lunch:
(1) small bowl of Palak Paneer (the spinach and cheese thing)

snack:
(1) chocolate

dinner:
(1) bowl of rasam (tamarind soup) with white rice
(1) cup yogurt with grated cucumber and random spices

misc:
(3) stuffed grape leaves
(1) cup cranberry juice
(1) bottle of CORONA BEER!!!