Saturday, June 24, 2006

 
yesterday was classic:

Breakfast:
(1) small box of corn pops with 2% milk
(2) cups of coffee, black

Snack:
(1) brownie with walnuts
(2) tootsie rolls

Lunch:
(1) slice of cheese pizza (thin crust)

Snack:
(1) strawberry shortcake ice cream bar

Dinner:
(1) awesome pulled pork sandwich from Smoke Daddy
(1) square of cornbread
(1) pickle spear

Misc:
(12) cigarettes
(3) miller lights
(1) martini
(1) wine glass of sangria

sangria gives me aids for sure.

Comments:
ok wow, Mike Sherman's bio on Wikipedia is fucking amazing. who wrote that? will someone write a biography of me?? maybe i'll just do it myself.

i've had a total of 2 alcoholic drinks in the last seven days. horrific.
 
Jon and I wrote that...except for the bottom paragraph. I don't know who wrote that part, but I have a good idea.
 
I don't know for sure if sangria gives you AIDS, but it will definitely give you a hangover.
 
homemade sangria is the best kind of sangria AIDS. the stuff in Spain is real and the headache you get the next day doesn't pack quite the same punch.

ha ha. get it? sangria? punch?

my life is so pathetic.
 
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