Saturday, June 17, 2006
Scott sent me a link to this:
http://www.josepino.com/real_meal/index.pl
I think we could almost do this with the AIDS blog, although instead of grading food by size and presentation, etc., we should use our bowel movements as the barometer. Hell, I think we could almost do it just based on time from mouth to toilet. KFC ranks very highly, as I know of a few times that I had to run home immediately after eating the thigh and leg meal.
This could even work with other varieties of AIDS...For instance, cocaine. I wouldn't really know, but I've heard things.
Or beer, though the bowel movement shall be judged on color and consistency.
http://www.josepino.com/real_meal/index.pl
I think we could almost do this with the AIDS blog, although instead of grading food by size and presentation, etc., we should use our bowel movements as the barometer. Hell, I think we could almost do it just based on time from mouth to toilet. KFC ranks very highly, as I know of a few times that I had to run home immediately after eating the thigh and leg meal.
This could even work with other varieties of AIDS...For instance, cocaine. I wouldn't really know, but I've heard things.
Or beer, though the bowel movement shall be judged on color and consistency.
# posted by the @ 1:13 AM 
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Look, it's bad enough i'm suffering the indignity of admiting I eat McDonalds twice a day--the last thing I'm going to do is report stool samples. I do want to get laid sometime in the future
uh...you know I was joking, right?
Though I don't think it would make a difference for me, gettinglaid-wise.
Though I don't think it would make a difference for me, gettinglaid-wise.
I never know when anyone's joking. I am remarkably bad at telling. All I can say is: thank heavens you were
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