Wednesday, June 14, 2006
The, I love you with my entire heart (and all of the surrounding clogged arteries) for starting this weblog.
My story is a simple one. I fucking love McDonalds. And now I work in an office building that has one in the basement. What used to be destination dining is now calling to me all day, every day. In addition to this, the company I work for provides a lot of free snack foods. So I pretty much eat all day long. Almost everything I eat falls into one of three categories (1) the fried category, (2) the melted cheese category, or (3) the refined sugar category. I also drink too much, and I smoke. I've exercised once in the past two years. I have not yet ballooned into a fat load because I often forget to eat dinner due to excessive alcohol consumption. This horrible habit is saving me from getting fat, but it's killing my brain and most of my other internal organs with frightening efficiency.
So far for today:
> Breakfast:
(1) Pop-Tart (apple strudel flavor)
(3) Cups of coffee (2 black, one with splenda)
> Lunch:
(1) cold-busters flavor jamba juice (small)
(1) package of Kraft-brand cheese and peanut butter crackers
> Dinner:
red curry from penny's
> Misc:
(6) Camel light cigarettes
(1/2) glass of gross, cheap chardonnay
(1) miller lite
My story is a simple one. I fucking love McDonalds. And now I work in an office building that has one in the basement. What used to be destination dining is now calling to me all day, every day. In addition to this, the company I work for provides a lot of free snack foods. So I pretty much eat all day long. Almost everything I eat falls into one of three categories (1) the fried category, (2) the melted cheese category, or (3) the refined sugar category. I also drink too much, and I smoke. I've exercised once in the past two years. I have not yet ballooned into a fat load because I often forget to eat dinner due to excessive alcohol consumption. This horrible habit is saving me from getting fat, but it's killing my brain and most of my other internal organs with frightening efficiency.
So far for today:
> Breakfast:
(1) Pop-Tart (apple strudel flavor)
(3) Cups of coffee (2 black, one with splenda)
> Lunch:
(1) cold-busters flavor jamba juice (small)
(1) package of Kraft-brand cheese and peanut butter crackers
> Dinner:
red curry from penny's
> Misc:
(6) Camel light cigarettes
(1/2) glass of gross, cheap chardonnay
(1) miller lite
# posted by A @ 5:59 PM 
