Saturday, June 24, 2006
FUCK T-CELLS
NIGGAZ BE HATIN'
OK, Today's Aids:
Lunch:
8 Cookies. Leftover from yesterday. Yummy yum.
Dinner:
1 Big ass piece of fish, breaded and baked,
1 Shrimp, breaded and baked
5 Scallops, breaded and baked
1 Side of Zucchini
1 Baked Potato
I have visitors in town, so the requisite Boston seafood trip happened.
Other:
1/2 gram of Marijuana followed by:
Buttload of Ice Cream
A few pieces beef jerky
Handful Chex mix
Handful Popcorn
5 Assorted Beers
15 Cigarettes
JUNK FOOD AIDS. I would probably lose 20 pounds if I stopped smoking pot, but then I'd be skinny and skinny people are lame. Fat people are better in bed--that's a fact. Can't do shit with skin and bones.
Maybe I'll do some Cocaine tomorrow.
CYCLAMATES!
OK, Today's Aids:
Lunch:
8 Cookies. Leftover from yesterday. Yummy yum.
Dinner:
1 Big ass piece of fish, breaded and baked,
1 Shrimp, breaded and baked
5 Scallops, breaded and baked
1 Side of Zucchini
1 Baked Potato
I have visitors in town, so the requisite Boston seafood trip happened.
Other:
1/2 gram of Marijuana followed by:
Buttload of Ice Cream
A few pieces beef jerky
Handful Chex mix
Handful Popcorn
5 Assorted Beers
15 Cigarettes
JUNK FOOD AIDS. I would probably lose 20 pounds if I stopped smoking pot, but then I'd be skinny and skinny people are lame. Fat people are better in bed--that's a fact. Can't do shit with skin and bones.
Maybe I'll do some Cocaine tomorrow.
CYCLAMATES!
# posted by Michael W. Sherman @ 2:56 AM 
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ok seriously, how do you people eat so much? my problem is that i literally cannot fit large quantities of food into my stomach.
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